Antenna toppers: The Jack in the Box one comes to mind.
Car lashes: As if fake lashes on chicks weren't bad
enough.
The bra: the car equivalent of wearing socks
with saddles.
Spinning rims: We're still dizzy trying to figure this
one out.
Curb feelers: sort of like a grown man keeping training
wheels on his bike. You know how to park, right?
Swangas: Surely inspired by Madonna's cone bra circa
1990.
What would you add to this list?
